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The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.

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That no-good son-of-a-bitch Dick Nixon called me a Communist and I’ll do anything to beat him.

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equalist:

julierthanyou:

thebacklot:

fallontonight:

Jonah Hill addresses his controversial remarks

As apology tours goes, he’s doing really well. Owning up, no “if you were offended,” no forgiveness begs, using it as a teaching moment.

And it doesn’t sound like his publicist wrote any of it.

this makes me hopeful for future generations, & made me tear up.

Fuck the audience for laughing at the end but how mad jimmy obviously got when they did was good

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We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished.

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Does this ever happen to you - like, I’ll sit in front of my computer to do some important work, and then I’ll just think ‘man. I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1. I gotta look into this, now. Sorry important work, something more pressing has come up.’ It’s annoying, ‘cause what always happens is I’ll be researching one thing and I’ll see something else I want to look into. Like, for example, the Home Alone situation, I’ll see ‘oh wow, Joe Pesci’s in that movie. I don’t know much about Joe Pesci. Maybe I should learn everything about Joe Pesci!’ And I’ll spend hours doing this Joe Pesci research, and I know so much about Joe Pesci now, but it’s useless! It’s never going to help me! I’ve never heard of a story of like, a guy getting stopped in an alley by a dude with a knife like, “you’re gonna die tonight … unless you can tell me the name of the album Joe Pesci put out when he was a little kid.” “Little Joe Sure Can Sing.” “Damnit you’re free to go! I gotta stop integrating Joe Pesci trivia into my murders.

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itsthelesbiana:

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"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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